"You are not great friends… Maybe you should say something nice to each other!"
willy wonka and I are one
When you’re with two other friends and they’re talking to each other and you’re just there like
This is the kind of boyfriend I need.
Today in a debate I told the entire class the friendzone doesn’t exist and three boys gasped like I told them their parents had died
it’s the year 2081. facebook is now on a chip you implant into your hand that allows you to type your status in midair. twitter can be controlled with thoughts. tumblr still has the same damn video player.
and the BBC finally announced that Sherlock series 4 will premiere January 1st 2082Madagascar 273 is out. They still haven’t found New York.
Yeah, sounds about right.
do i have cramps or has my appendix exploded
does my boob hurt or am i having a heart attack
am i on my period or do i have internal bleeding
these are our struggles
Thinking of dirty thoughts and getting an erection in awkward situations
The struggles of a man
thinking of my naked grandma isnt going to suck the blood back into my vagina
you need an award right now
Elsa’s Ice Castle + Colors.
James McAvoy「Esquire UK - April 2013」