this scene was wild from start to finish
One of my favorites moments ever!
In the worst episode of all time.
Chinese SWAT officer unable to get time off 24 hr shift to take wedding photos. Studio comes to his station instead. [via]
Most badass wedding photos ever.
"What’s your favorite color?"
why does this make me feel mad
Because he’s considered powerful, and she’s considered a whore.
she likes carrying around random rags for no reason
tom hiddleston alphabet | b | booty
Interviewer: Your physical ass - which you had to work hard to get.
Tom: I did, yeah! Absolutely! A lot of jump rope, a lot of yoga, a lot of running…[x]
WHOA SLOW DOWN
nearly every family on disney channel
- goofy dumb parent(s)
- naive older brother who is nice but a total idiot and is often the butt of the joke
- sister who is the main character and thought of as the only sane member of the character and also has very good grades but may be a bit uptight
- younger sibling who is an evil mastermind and always has some sort of scheme to profit off something
okay today i learned that apparently the penis has a say in whether or not a child will be a boy or a girl
female sperm swims slower than male sperm, but the males can’t swim for as long as the females. this means that a long penis will be closer to the egg when releasing the sperm, and there will be a higher chance for the child to be a boy.
so in conclusion
if you have a lot of sons you have a big dick
THIS IS MY NEW FAVORITE POST
Daniel’s message to Tom and Tom’s response to it on Good Day LA
Nibbling at the speed of nyoom.